6 Feet of Pure Awesome

danisnotonfire:

prettyrose5:

danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

You could say this video was a STROKE of genius!!! 

get out

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via pizza)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

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emq:

ahmed!!!!!!!! 

(Source: pansexualityisperfect, via zackisontumblr)

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darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via zackisontumblr)

damnthatswhack:

May or may not have had a part in this

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